Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. 
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town 
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go. 
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
 It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. 
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. 
They have everything that you need to enjoy, 
You can hang out with all the boys ... 
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. 
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal 
You can do whatever you feel ... 
(You do realize this is a great blackmail photo!) 
 Young man, are you listening to me? 
I said, young man, what do you want to be? 
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams. 
But you've got to know this one thing! 
No man does it all by himself. 
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf, 
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A. 
I'm sure they can help you today. 
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. 
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. 
  
Must have been a real headache!
Too Funny!
 Now is that truly a vest from the greeter or one from the boys who pick up the carts outside.......
 I think your team is in it to win it!
(What it is I do not know)